It's true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to "prove their love" like a moose needs a hat rack.

SO the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, "Loneliness is the ultimate poverty"

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.