So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!

Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.

You are what you are when nobody is looking.

Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.