It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from 'Dear Abby' instead of going to Mom and Dad.

Women who miscalculate are called mothers.

You are what you are when nobody is looking.

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to "prove their love" like a moose needs a hat rack.

Kids grow up awfully fast these days,"she said. "You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.

It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.