It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It's cruel, it's brutal, it's inhumane, and most people don't want it.

You could move.' ---"Dear Abby" responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.

Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.

Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.

A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it's an undo-it-yourself project.