It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It's cruel, it's brutal, it's inhumane, and most people don't want it.

Women who miscalculate are called mothers.

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.

You could move.' ---"Dear Abby" responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.

Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.

If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.

It's true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.