It was never the fame or fortune that drove me to act. It was something I love and enjoy doing it. A lot of people identify who they are by what they do and that's not me. It's what I do but not who I am. Who I am is a parent. I'm a family man.

What hard evidence is there that Obama doesn't want ebola in America?

A lot of the television industry is so cookie-cutter. In general, there are so many shows that are easy and bland to watch. You can tune in at any time and know exactly where you are in the story arc because it's pretty much the same every week.

You can't control the audience. When you're on the air and they're not coming to the party, it's time to shut down the party.

You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat ya with until you realize who's in ruttin' command here!

I'm no Leonardo DiCaprio.

If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang".