My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.

I'm a fake intellectual.

And in a world without heroes, as the movie trailer voice-over guy might say, the slightly awkward can be slightly cool.

You know, you're a great barbecuetionist.

Any time you end a relationship, and everyone has ended plenty in their life, it's always a tough thing and hard to get over.

I started a band [Big Japan] for fun. These sticks break easily, but they feel good.

Most of the time, my favorite drama has comedy in it as well. I think most good dramas have comedy in there. And all of the dramatic actors I look up to are also very funny.