You know, you're a great barbecuetionist.
Transitioning to being an unemployed film actor is different, but it's fun and I've been looking forward to it for a while.
I started drinking Scotch just to be a man.
Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt.
I just want to be in good things that I want to see, and I want to work with talented people who are smarter than myself.
I don't know anyone who's going to see Grind 22 times in the theater. My mom. Some kid who has short-term memory loss and forgot that he's seen it.