I am super-proud to have a sort of famous character in my background that if you're a certain age, he was probably a part of your youth. I think that's pretty cool.

Okay, using the dreaded middle name is not the best way to forge a bond.

I am super-proud to have a sort of famous character in my background that if you're a certain age, he was probably a part of your youth. I think that's pretty cool.

I started drinking Scotch just to be a man.

My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.

I have a pretty lousy voice.

I like an interesting movie even if it's controversial or offensive, depending on your taste.