I am super-proud to have a sort of famous character in my background that if you're a certain age, he was probably a part of your youth. I think that's pretty cool.

It helps if you don't date other actors, but actresses are beautiful. How can you say no?

I'm a fake intellectual.

I started drinking Scotch just to be a man.

Really, as long as I am working and have diversity, I am happy.

I've had to fight for roles and I've lost a hundred roles, but 'Smoking' and 'Smith' were phone calls. That's the dream.

Okay, using the dreaded middle name is not the best way to forge a bond.