I started drinking Scotch just to be a man.
You know, you're a great barbecuetionist.
Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt.
Okay, using the dreaded middle name is not the best way to forge a bond.
It helps if you don't date other actors, but actresses are beautiful. How can you say no?
I just want to be in good things that I want to see, and I want to work with talented people who are smarter than myself.