Okay, using the dreaded middle name is not the best way to forge a bond.
I'm a fake intellectual.
I love movie-making. I'm interested in writing and directing, and I've dabbled, but I haven't done anything I care to brag about. Yet.
My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.
I try to make all of my roles likeable in some way.
I like an interesting movie even if it's controversial or offensive, depending on your taste.