I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.

Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you.

I don't think it's fair - you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring. Oh, it may sound crass, but just check the color when you come home. 'Hi honey. Infernal red? Oh boy, I ain't getting laid, and I gotta cut the lawn, I know it.'

Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: 'Swear to God, man - the hooker gave the money back.'

My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice.

If you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, 'I don't think he knows where he's going.'

The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.