I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.

I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It's a gift.

I love to believe that there's one god but there's many different religions so there's just the question of which long distance company you pick.

My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don't know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.

Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.'

I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren't.

Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.