I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.

My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.

My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice.

The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.

I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren't.

I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It's a gift.

One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'