I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.

One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'

There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.

If you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, 'I don't think he knows where he's going.'

The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.

Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking...,' that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.

The only marriage I've observed for any length of time is my parents - 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, 'Pop, 35 years - what do you hope for?' He's like, 'I hope you die first.'