There's always way less improv than people think. The truth is something like 15 percent.

There's a lot of things you can't control. But you can always be a pro.

Every time a congressman or pundit says its 'class warfare' to increase taxes on the wealthy, it's a massive lie.

For my money, I don't think there's been a better comedy than 'Kung Fu Hustle' in a lot of years. That movie just knocked me over.

It's just funny that Americans have to contend with 2000 channels, and 60 different specific news sources, and the confusion that it creates, and the junk that we get to see is hilarious.

The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way, you can break the ice. It's crazy, but even at funerals, people will get huge laughs.

All we have is our vote. But it's powerful.