For me, why would a Jew want to go anywhere in history ever? I'm only going to have to run.

I think journalism can come from anywhere, and comedy can certainly come from anywhere.

At around 19 I realized that I really didn't have any skills other than making people laugh, so I should probably pursue it full-time.

Well, you can't improvise story, which is a fact. If you could, the budget would be insane.

The only place I want to travel to is the United States Of America from 2008 to 2016. Anywhere else is a horribly dangerous time for women and minorities.

I love Obama. He's my favorite president of all time. I have a giant picture in my apartment in New York that is of his Chicago Tribune cover, Mr. President.

I think the least stereotypical gay character on television is probably Matt LeBlanc on Episodes. He just plays it so straight-faced. They never talk about the fact that he's such a huge gay person.