Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't.

What part of Canada are you from, honey?" "THE LEFT PART," said Jay.

Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't.

For the gentle werelibrarian, who's strictly vegetarian, there's nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER

We could have made it to the Arizona border in a few more hours if we hadn't been distracting each other with stupid little arguments. Don't get me wrong; I liked J.Lo fine. I've made that bed. But I'm not sure there's a person in the world I could be with twenty-four hours a day for three weeks without getting a little snippy. If I ever meet such a person, I'm marrying them.

As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.

I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn't understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.