If something is nice about you, usually one or two people will tell you. If something is foul about you, everyone will tell you.

Gratitude is the attitude. That's the thing.

Actually, I am loathe to admit, but I also remember freshman year of Emory - and I'm so sorry to have to admit this - but there was a Domino's Pizza in Emory Village, where I went to college, and I was ordering a pizza.

Shaq is Shaq. I did an episode of The Soup with Shaq, and he shook my hand, and I felt like I was a Ken doll, like I had no hand.

I'll go to a restaurant where I've never been before, and someone will say, "I don't have anything big for you to eat." I used to be a little salty about that, but at the end of the day, what they're saying is, "I know who you are. I watch your stuff." What's better than that? Gratitude is the attitude. That's the thing. What am I being pissy about?

I thought maybe I would be everyone's favorite dude-food friend.

If something is nice about you, usually one or two people will tell you. If something is foul about you, everyone will tell you.