Beastly things, teeth. Give us trouble from the cradle to the grave.

Beastly things, teeth. Give us trouble from the cradle to the grave.

Your not reliable. You wouldn't be at all a comfortable sort of person to live with.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

One place is very like another.

One doesn't recognize the really important moments in one's life until it's too late.

If only-if only, Hastings, you would part your hair in the middle instead of at the side! What a difference it would make to the symmetry of your appearance. And your moustache. If you must have a moustache, let it be a real moustache-a thing of beauty such as mine.