I'm such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.

I'm just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can. I've just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.

I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone's afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.

I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn't do anything academically around the arts.

Karaoke is the great equalizer.

I love it when I come across a word I don't know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren't smart enough to come along with me.

I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I'd still have plenty of other things to do.