I love it when I come across a word I don't know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren't smart enough to come along with me.

I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone's afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.

Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they're always going to be up, and I think that's impossible for anyone.

Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.

Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.

One thing we do really well on Archer and one thing I've always tried to do in my comedy and my writing and my podcast is to never speak down to my audience.

Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work. Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet, wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.