I think diversity in television is important. It's not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity, but I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.

If you haven't noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome. It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon. If you ever needed to ruin someone's fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.

I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.

Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don't think so.

I don't want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.

But I love stand-up, and it's where I came from creatively, so it's something I never want to walk away from.

Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they're always going to be up, and I think that's impossible for anyone.