Karaoke is the great equalizer.

I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way. I don't want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.

I don't want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.

If you haven't noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome. It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon. If you ever needed to ruin someone's fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.

I've always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.

I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I'd still have plenty of other things to do.

I really do know football.