Marriage isn't a carnival ride.

Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.

I really do know football.

I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.

Successful people just don't let failure define them or keep them from doing what they want to do. For example, I'd have people come up to me after my shows, and they'd say they want to do stand-up but are scared they're going to fail. I'd tell them, "You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures."

I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.

You can only really learn from failure ... To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.