Marriage isn't a carnival ride.

Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.

Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.

If you haven't noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome. It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon. If you ever needed to ruin someone's fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.

I've always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.

When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.

I love it when I come across a word I don't know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren't smart enough to come along with me.