Marriage isn't a carnival ride.

I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they're already dead and they can't feel it. They don't have feelings.

I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.

I don't believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There's a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.

I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.

I've always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.

I really do know football.