I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like, "Trust me, you don't want to have to actually interact with these people."
Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.
Marriage isn't a carnival ride.
On general principle, I boycott shows that don't employ actors.
The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.
So much of a stand-up's life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.