Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don't want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I'm super-grateful.

Karaoke is the great equalizer.

Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don't think so.

You know, it's about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying - all these young books for women are like I'm 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can't get a date. Come on.

They always say some women like to fix people. I don't like to fix people, but you like a challenge.

So much of a stand-up's life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.

I'm just myself, so I don't know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.