Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Should the beholder have poor eyesight, he can ask the nearest person which girls look good. Beauty is in the hand of the beer holder. Beauty is in the heart of the beholder.

We treat this world of ours as though we have a spare in the trunk.

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.

Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June.

A fool and his money get a lot of publicity.

Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done.

The voice of experience keeps its mouth shut.