Al Bernstein Quotes

To the victor belong the responsibilities.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Should the beholder have poor eyesight, he can ask the nearest person which girls look good. Beauty is in the hand of the beer holder. Beauty is in the heart of the beholder.

We treat this world of ours as though we have a spare in the trunk.

Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June.

Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction.

Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really does.

Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done.

If I were the commissioner of all sports media I would issue an immediate ban on three-person announcing teams on telecasts of live sporting events. In almost all cases three is one voice too many.

A fool and his money get a lot of publicity.

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.

The voice of experience keeps its mouth shut.