Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction.

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.

To the victor belong the responsibilities.

Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really does.

If I were the commissioner of all sports media I would issue an immediate ban on three-person announcing teams on telecasts of live sporting events. In almost all cases three is one voice too many.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Should the beholder have poor eyesight, he can ask the nearest person which girls look good. Beauty is in the hand of the beer holder. Beauty is in the heart of the beholder.

A fool and his money get a lot of publicity.