If I were the commissioner of all sports media I would issue an immediate ban on three-person announcing teams on telecasts of live sporting events. In almost all cases three is one voice too many.

Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done.

To the victor belong the responsibilities.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Should the beholder have poor eyesight, he can ask the nearest person which girls look good. Beauty is in the hand of the beer holder. Beauty is in the heart of the beholder.

The voice of experience keeps its mouth shut.

We treat this world of ours as though we have a spare in the trunk.

A fool and his money get a lot of publicity.