As far as unwed mothers on welfare are concerned, it seems to me that they must be capable of some other form of labor.

Like all New York hotel lady cashiers she had red hair and had been disappointed in her first husband.

Young people should be helped, sheltered, ignored, and clubbed of necessary.

My work is being destroyed almost as soon as it is printed. One day it is being read; the next day someone's wrapping fish in it.

Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.

Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most.

Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.