Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.

Today's younger generation is no worse than my own. We were just as ignorant and repulsive as they are, but nobody listened to us.

Any place that anyone can learn something useful from someone with experience is an educational institution.

Like all New York hotel lady cashiers she had red hair and had been disappointed in her first husband.

There are certain books in the world which every searcher for truth must know: the Bible, the Critique of Pure Reason, the Origin of Species, and Karl Marx's Capital.

The public is like a piano. You just have to know what keys to poke.

Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.