Today's younger generation is no worse than my own. We were just as ignorant and repulsive as they are, but nobody listened to us.

Young people should be helped, sheltered, ignored, and clubbed of necessary.

Don't be a pal to your son. Be his father. What child needs a 40-year-old for a friend?

Today's younger generation is no worse than my own. We were just as ignorant and repulsive as they are, but nobody listened to us.

Any place that anyone can learn something useful from someone with experience is an educational institution.

Like all New York hotel lady cashiers she had red hair and had been disappointed in her first husband.

The public is like a piano. You just have to know what keys to poke.