Today, at Harvard, any student with the currently fashionable color of skin is given rights denied to students of the currently unfashionable color.

The public is like a piano. You just have to know what keys to poke.

Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.

Today's younger generation is no worse than my own. We were just as ignorant and repulsive as they are, but nobody listened to us.

What's good for General Bullmoose is good for the U.S.A.!

As far as unwed mothers on welfare are concerned, it seems to me that they must be capable of some other form of labor.

There are certain books in the world which every searcher for truth must know: the Bible, the Critique of Pure Reason, the Origin of Species, and Karl Marx's Capital.