There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. - you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong, tend to be people who didn't take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.

My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O'Reilly is kind of a bully, and he's the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground. And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, 'Teacher, sue him.'

I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.

Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.

Whining is anger through a small opening.

Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.

When you live in New York, one of two things happen - you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.