Whining is anger through a small opening.

Service dogs raise their masters' sense of well-being.

I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.

I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. 'It's a job, Al,' Guy told me. 'We work at it every day.'

If we have George W. Bush as president, we're going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.

I'm a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I'm invited to all the inaugural balls.

I've spent my entire career being a satirist.