People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.

I want a president who can handle a cream soda.

There's plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it's a serious business.

The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it - politics - was important... that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.

When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.

Asking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus. I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it's a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us. And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.

Antitrust law isn't about protecting competing businesses from each other, it's about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.