Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.

There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people. The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.

During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.

I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent.

I'm sure I've devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.

Whining is anger through a small opening.

Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that. I've been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you're under pressure.