I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.

I'm a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I'm invited to all the inaugural balls.

I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.

People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.

My dad didn't graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year. My mom sold real estate and did it part time.

Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn't do the only job they're supposed to have, the only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.

If we have George W. Bush as president, we're going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.