Some of George W. Bush's friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial. But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. 'That worked for everyone else,' God said.
Al FrankenWhen the president during the campaign said he was against nation building, I didn't realize he meant our nation.
Al FrankenWe need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it's uncomfortable to talk about.
Al FrankenWhen you live in New York, one of two things happen - you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
Al FrankenI believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you're sure of what you're doing and you're working with allies.
Al Franken