Terrorism, to me, is the use of terror for political purpose, and terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.

When you live in New York, one of two things happen - you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.

Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you'll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor. Medicare was established to secure that promise.

The way I see it, I'm not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I'm going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.

One thing I've noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.

I've spent my entire career being a satirist.

Too many people don't protect their smartphones with a password or PIN. I anticipate that Apple's fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.