I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.

When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.

Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn't been a satirist or a political satirist who's done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign. But I think it's a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.

Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?

It's the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.

You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you're funny.

It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.