My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
Al FrankenI'm part of the mushball middle. I consider 'confused' the majority position because, thankfully, most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time - even when they're wrong.
Al FrankenWhen the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
Al Franken