When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building, I didn't realize he meant our nation.

Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that. I've been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you're under pressure.

I'm a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I'm invited to all the inaugural balls.

Most Americans don’t think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should.

Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.

I want to reclaim 'liberal.' I'm a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.

Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to!