For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them werenโt funny. Some of them werenโt appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
Al FrankenIf you want a free email service that doesnโt use your words to target ads to you, youโll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
Al FrankenI felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents, good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
Al FrankenThe thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I've had to learn a little bit about it. It's not rocket science: You get ratings, that's good.
Al Franken