I think Hell exists on Earth. It's a psychological state, or it can be a physical state. People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell. I think there are all kinds of different hells. It's not a place you go to after you die.

Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.

Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.

Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to!

Google's screen for privacy settings does give you more options for what you share than Apple's does. But it's not a complete list, and people aren't aware of whether or not that information will go to a third party.

I couldn't think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow's leaders.

I can assure you, this is not about spying on the American people.