Russia has cultivated an opaque network of patronage across the region that it uses to influence and direct decision- making.

Service dogs raise their masters' sense of well-being.

Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to!

Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you'll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor. Medicare was established to secure that promise.

He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.

To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It's - I think they might use too much oil in their hummus - but it's the wrong question.

When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building, I didn't realize he meant our nation.