I'm a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I'm invited to all the inaugural balls.
Al FrankenI couldn't think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow's leaders.
Al FrankenMy dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O'Reilly is kind of a bully, and he's the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground. And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, 'Teacher, sue him.'
Al FrankenWhen I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn't exist, and we didn't need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
Al Franken