Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it - it can be salvaged.

Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.

Love is a deception and a trap. Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in a throne and looks at us.

You need fighters like me to battle, because frankly The New York Times and the Washington Post are not going to fight the fights that I do.

To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as Shakespeare's to be or not to be which deals with death.

Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect. Religion has the same goal

Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.