If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.

When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York, in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don't feel very good.

The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.

Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.

There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors. I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.

The mass market eventually assimilates that which is innovative or revolutionary.

The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.