Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.

Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.

The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.

Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it - it can be salvaged.

Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.

The true success is the person who invented himself.

Love is a deception and a trap. Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in a throne and looks at us.