Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.

You need fighters like me to battle, because frankly The New York Times and the Washington Post are not going to fight the fights that I do.

I love going to the factories of La Plata, or Little Havana and seeing them roll cigars. I get excited. To me it is more beautiful than a topless club

There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors. I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.

The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.

So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.

Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion.