My primary responsibility is to be funny.

The horrible truth is that I am lazy and I am going to write and do bits that just hand themselves to me.

Well, once I fried tofu and put Sriracha on it. After that I was so depressed I swore off preparing food for myself altogether.

Im so sick of people treating Latinos like some homogenous group that all feel the same way about everything.

Stop throwing us all together like some sort of Puerto Ricaminican Tex-Mex buffet.

I bullshit on the phone all day with a variety of people discussing various projects, and occasionally write jokes.

My primary responsibility is to be funny.