My primary responsibility is to be funny.

My primary responsibility is to be funny.

I'm always alone. Sad face emoticon.

Stop throwing us all together like some sort of Puerto Ricaminican Tex-Mex buffet.

I bullshit on the phone all day with a variety of people discussing various projects, and occasionally write jokes.

You grow up real quick, a half-Mexican in a sailor's suit, because I'd be riding the streetcar to school everyday - minding my own business, humming out a 'Frere Jacques' - and I realized that in any other town, this might be considered cute. But you know what it is in San Francisco? Sexy.

Im so sick of people treating Latinos like some homogenous group that all feel the same way about everything.