Im so sick of people treating Latinos like some homogenous group that all feel the same way about everything.

My primary responsibility is to be funny.

I'm always alone. Sad face emoticon.

Near my house in Los Angeles is a waterfall. I love to take the wife and kids, but it's also near a sketchy neighborhood. So there's a lot of gang members that hang out at the waterfall. It's like somebody took an Ansel Adams photo and then put a Cypress Hill video inside it.

I bullshit on the phone all day with a variety of people discussing various projects, and occasionally write jokes.

The horrible truth is that I am lazy and I am going to write and do bits that just hand themselves to me.

I'm half-Mexican - get used to it 'cause in about five to 10 years, you're all gonna be related to one. Whether you like it or not, no matter how much you prepared your family, you're gonna show up at Thanksgiving one of these years, you're gonna walk in and say, 'Hey! What's happening? Since when did we start serving flan?' Well, what's happening is that somebody's boning a Latino.