When I'm losing, they call me nuts. When I'm winning, they call me eccentric.
All love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gonna put curlers in her hair.
You better have great practices.
I let ballplayers yell back at me because I wasn't trying to prove I'm boss. I know I'm boss.
Winning is overrated. The only time it is really important is in surgery and war.
The best thing about freshmen is that they become sophomores.